if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
No offense but I think tumblr user erocsan would have failed that test…
‘My sun and stars… ‘
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have a mighty need
Tell your duo queue partner exactly how you feel with these fantastically charming Valentine’s Day cards from Jaunea on DeviantArt!
imma steal yo girl
Jokes on you, I don’t have one.
imma help you get a girl then steal yo girl
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen
PRIESTLY, MY LOVE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PRIESTLY MARRY ME
Best movie in the world
My boyfriend ran around comicon asking woman for ‘emergancy sanitary supplies’ when I randomly came on in tan tights and shorts.
and he is literally getting laid by that beautiful lady