theme

onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again


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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian


5 days ago  -  via - source  

mother-rucker:

disgustinghuman:

madoka07:

2014 “Magical Girl” Acrylic paint, Canvas F10 17.91x20.86

exhibition work
"Magical Girl Heroines: Sailor Moon and sailor senshi"
http://www.facebook.com/events/658896564156271

Making video :) / Canvas art “Magical Girl”
http://youtu.be/jNjji8I5VbY

… fuck.

my goodness this is beautiful


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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.


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ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan


1 week ago  -  via - source  
accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.


1 week ago  -  via - source  

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

image

image

image

image

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

image

"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”


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catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.


1 week ago  -  via - source  
merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

lordoftheassbutts:

padmetoyouranakin:

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

That’s horrible omg lol

Did that first guy just pretend to play dead?

No, they actually shot him. It’s a really fun prank, and you actually get to shoot a friend for real.

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

lordoftheassbutts:

padmetoyouranakin:

4gifs:

Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).

That’s horrible omg lol

Did that first guy just pretend to play dead?

No, they actually shot him. It’s a really fun prank, and you actually get to shoot a friend for real.


1 week ago  -  via - source  

alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me


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druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"

druoxtheshredder:

"oh my god it’s finally empty."

"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!!  YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"


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1 week ago  -  via - source